
Here is an excerpt (a tiny piece of the hilar pie!)
According to People Magazine, Nikki Reed has revealed the secret to RPattz's super sexiness. Now, it's got nothing to do with that quirky crooked smirk that makes me want to do something that starts with S and ends with EXY TIME, or that ultra delish hair that is often the cause of many a wet panty. Hell it doesn't even have to do with those intense, fuck-me-please-I-don't-care-if-peeps-are-looking eyes. Nope, it's none of the above.
It's because Rob looks like a chick. [queue needle-tearing-across-an-LP noise, sound off on the 'wha-wha-WHAT?]
BTW, you will have to excuse Nikki, this is who she has to reference:

Yeah...exactly...
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