So anyway as I am in my own Twisessed world reading and laughing away I hear "what is so funny" from my coworkers? Ah Holy hell, what in the 'H' am I supposed to say...something like "oh Twitarded has their 100-ish ways Twilight has changed my life list up and it is H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S, I relate to about 90% of these?!" I THINK NOT! So today was just another reminder that I have two separate lives fighting for my undivided attention, My Twilife and My RealLife...So thank you Twitarded for making My Twilife so much better!
Here are some of my fav excerpts from Twitarded's 100-ish ways that Twilight has changed my life list:
I cannot remember the last movie I was aching to see before it even finished shooting. Waiting for New Moon is torture the likes of children waiting for Santa.
I am in constant fear of being reprimanded for inappropriate use of the Internet while at work (this included).
I am in constant fear of being reprimanded for inappropriate use of the Internet while at work (this included).
My work ethic has absolutely landed in the toilet. B.T. ["Before Twilight"] - I actually used to work at work, accomplish tasks in a timely, diligent manner. A.T. ["After Twilight"] - not so much. I actually find myself in a homicidal rage when customers and co-workers interrupt my OCD Blog reading/Twilight reading/Edward daydreaming shenanigans.
I now find anyone (and I mean anyone, even the old fat greeter at Walmart) named Edward hot by osmosis. I hear/see that name and my body instantly reacts before I can stop it.
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